The Quiet Man Was Not a Great Italian Movie

The Quiet Man with John Wayne was a great movie, just not a great Italian movie. Even film critic Mike Doe has to agree with that, and he don't agree with me on nothing!

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Great Italian Movies Need More Twitter Love

Hopefully Mike Doe will do the right thing, or else!

Mike Doe at http://twitter.com/mikedoe.

Great Italian Movies...Godfather II

Godfather II is the greatest cinematic masterpiece ever, except maybe Rocky, Rocky III, Rocky VI, Goodfellas, Godfather, and My Cousin Vinny. And that's saying something. Case closed. Fughedaboutit!

Rocky III...Another One of Dem Great Italian Movies

Rocky III was flat out amazing, definitely in the top 10 of Great Italian Movies.

Little Miss Sunshine Is Not...

A great Italian movie, but what the hell, I thought the little kid was cute and it was a funny movie. These things happen. A little short on Italians, but funny nonetheless. Knowwhatimsayin?

Sopranos, Not a "Movie" But Still Great

The Sopranos was like seeing a great half-movie every week. Of course, the seasons weren't always so consecutive, but what the hell. It was free. Once you paid for HBO.

Trailer to Goodfellas

Great Italian Movies -- Goodfellas

Sorry, but Goodfellas is one of the top 10 movies of all time. Case closed...fuhgedaboutit!

Great Italian Movies -- the original Rocky

Rocky is a great piece of cinematic, er, film! It's inspiring and really showed what Rocky Balboa was doing, in reality, and how sometimes you have to beat fools down to make a living, if you want to be a bonebreaker and/or collections official, if you know what I mean!

Rocky also showed the underappreciated Adrian, a classy lady and one fine piece of tail if you ask me, as she rose the heights from pet shop girl to fighter's girlfriend to wife even. That's inspirational, if you ask me.

And Rocky won his fight against Apollo Creed! Don't let no one tell you any different. That still angries up my blood every time I think about it!

So, in conclusion, Rocky is a great Italian movie, Philadelphia is a great Italian city...and Adrian is a great Italian lady!